Saturday, November 17, 2007
ZEN SARCASM
Words to live by...
THESE ARE GREAT Sayings
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is really not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
THESE ARE GREAT Sayings
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is really not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
# posted by Words of Wisdom @ 9:03 AM 
